October 2011
1 post
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January 2011
1 post
“I’m sorry I had sex while you were in the room. I’m still drunk...”
– Me, text message
On the morrow, I will be making my return trip to...
So much relief.
I absolutely cannot wait to be back home in...
Three weeks away is too long.
I love Texas and all, but I hate living with my mother!
My brother told me that when he got arrested for drug possession and put him in holding, they took his socks. He kept asking when they would return his socks, but they did not answer. The drunks got to keep their socks. He said his feet had never been so cold as they had on that night. His speculation was that it was perhaps easier to count them with the sock divide.
They also give blankets at...
Facebook Chat Does it Again!
Jimmy: I just wasn't sure if you'd be any more comfortable in a texting environment.
Abby: I just don't even know how to respond to that.
-Grand Pause-
Abby: I just. have stupid things to say to you right now.
Abby: Walnuts.
Jimmy: LOL.
Jimmy: WUT.
Abby: and Jello.
Jimmy: that's a horrific combination.
Abby: It's just how I felt. You know?
-Another dramatic pause-
Abby: I'm sorry about all that. It made sense to be and tht is all that matters.
After a long period of abstinence, from Tumblr at...
I have returned.
It’s so exciting for everyone, I’m sure.
October 2009
8 posts
Via Text Message
Me: So Sam is ungrounded. You two should hang out. ;) You know what I mean.
Jimmy: Hahaha. How many boys can i be fucking at once!?
Me: Woah! NOT WHAT I MEANT.
Jimmy: HAHAHAHA.
I LOVE FLASKS
They’re just so classy!
I went to Terror Fest tonight.
It was kind of lame.
The scariest part was a creepy clown. While we were standing in line.
I'ma absoribing vodka with pretzels
and i;mm watching gangland. Good end to a night.
Mysterious baked goods. ./
I always make new friends when I'm drunk.
Except for that guy who was telling me puzzles. I don’t fuckin’ like puzzles when I can’t figure them out and I let him know it…
But everybody else needs to stop telling me they love me. It just encourages my horribly adorable behavior. :D
Today feels like a naked day.
Too bad I have stuff to do.
I highly desire to get "tore up" tomorrow. Someone...
I want a boy.
*sigh*
I wish I had a cool name like "Calliope" or...
They sound like pretty sexy names.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything...
thegrasshopperunit:
is 42.
And the question would be….
What is 6 times 9?
Yep.
September 2009
87 posts
Dear City of Bexley,
It is hard to go 25 mph on Main Street. I would like to know the reasoning behind the decision to make the speed limit as such.
Much love,
Speedy McSpeederson
I have recently rediscovered some things.
And these things are how much I enjoy;
Elliot Smith
The Flaming Lips
Neutral Milk Hotel
I don’t know. I guess I sort of forgot about them for a while. I’m glad to know they had my back the whole time, sittin’ and chillin’ on my Ipod.
“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredity Close (via mechanicalbirds) (via smut-to-go) (via onebadapple) (via nerdgasms)
Events That Unfurled Last Night
Last night, after Andrew dropped me off at about 2:17 am, I seem to remember hopping over a puddle outside of my dorm, and being very upset that my little beeper thingy wasn’t letting me into the building.
I stood there trying and trying again and despairing that I was going to have to stay outside because my roommate was at an army something or another so she couldn’t let me in. I...
I laugh to think how insane I must seem to other...
Because it’s true.
I know it's full of hypocrisy
But people who say that homosexuality is deadly and makes them sick make me sick.
I will be participating in The March for Equality in Washington, D.C. on October 11.
So, fuck you, Sally Kern and supporters.
Arizona Tea is so awesome.
I feel a thousand times better today.
I no longer have a fever. My kidneys don’t hurt anymore. (But I know where they are now, good deal).
I slept for 12 hours. It was great. Except I dreamed about smoking and eating Easy Mac. I now desire to do this. I think I might go to Wal-Mart today and get some.
I was going to to my laundry today. But I feel like the middle of the night is a much...
reblog with what you're listening to right now
thegrasshopperunit:
janieblue84:
alvareo:
hfiusajoisfdl:
dissendium:
Down In Mexico - The Coasters
Colossal - Wolfmother :D
Bombtrack - Rage Against the Machine
Patron Tequila - Paradiso Girls
Somesing- STS9 Tabernacle Show New Years 2007 :)
Long, Long, Long by The Beatles, from The White Album
I feel like shit today.
I’m all infected and stuff. I’m gonna go sleep all weekend. THIS SUCKS!!!
Back in the day when I was a teenager...
thegrasshopperunit:
before I had status and before I had a pager,
you could find the abstract, listenin’ to hip-hop
my pops used to say it reminded him of be-bop.
I fuckin love this song. I’m gonna go listen to it now.
And the quest begins...
Must. Find. Other. Stoners. In. This. City.
It’s been quite a bore for the past three weeks with all these goody-goody college students.
Fuckin’ shit. I need a buddy and a strong drink.
Jokes!!!
First
Q: Why do singers sway from side to side when they perform?
A: It’s much harder to hit a moving target.
Second
Q: What’s a male quartet?
A: Three men and a tenor.
Regression. Returning to A time and place, The crutch, The… Sedation. It’s like home. I can wipe away the cobwebs and settle in like I never left. The refuge is the same, But the reminders on the wall Burn with new fervor.
Fuck.
Next FS Reply. I feel popular.
Q: How are you? :D
A: Omg. Thank you for asking.
I’m feeling really weird right now. I just wrote a letter to my best friend. Like for reals pen to paper. He’s having…difficulties right now and it feels so wrong for me to be so far away for it all. I tried my best to give good advice, but my advice is always shitty. People who follow my guidance, well, they don’t always...